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 MYSTERIOUS WATER LEAK PROBLEM
 
Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren't representative of their actual usage, and no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued.
They had everything checked for leaks : first the water meter, then outdoor pipes, indoor pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc. -- all to no avail. One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing water running downstairs.

He finally tore himself from his sick bed to investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of the water bills. Apparently this was happenin all day long when they were not at home Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the -- see video link below:

 
 Turn up sound and click on:
http://summitprops.com/WaterLeak.htm

Very Cool Photos!!

You have probably seen some of these before.  Be sure to look at ALL of them.  There are some really good ones towards the end.  Enjoy!! 

P.S.  The unborn baby's footprint visible from the outside of the mom's pregnant belly is my favorite!!  
  

 

MILDRED AND EARL

 




Mildred, 93, was despondent over the

recent death of her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself
and join him in death.

Thinking it would be best to get it

over with quickly, she took out Earl's old
Army pistol and made the decision to
shoot herself in the heart since it was
so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become

a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called
her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.

"Since you're a woman,"

the doctor said,
"your heart is just below your left breast.
Why do you ask?"

She hung up without answering


Later that night,

Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.


Why we forward jokes....

This explains why we forward jokes.

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

 
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.


When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me,

where are we?"

 

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water

brought right up."

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the

traveler asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning

against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the man. "Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

"There should be a bowl by the pump."

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long

drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," he answered.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?

Nope. That's hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks

who would leave their best friends behind."

Soooo...

Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word.

Maybe this will explain.

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.

When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes.

Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are

still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?

A forwarded joke.

So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

You are all welcome @ my water bowl anytime

Awww... cute little smelly kittens!

Awww...look at the kittens! Let's go ask mom and dad if we can keep them....

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Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

First Journal Entry

Well...I finally decided to create my own Live-Journal. This is my first entry! :) Hopefully, the first entry of many to come! It's been years since I kept a journal. My previous journals were very personal and always kept private. So, this should be quite an experience....